Crazy Cluck Dash
About Crazy Cluck Dash
OMG dude, you awake? I just finished playing Crazy Cluck Dash and I literally cannot sleep. It's 11 PM and my brain is still buzzing. Remember how Sarah told us it was just a 'simple platformer' where you 'time your jumps'? That's like describing a rollercoaster as 'a metal cart on a track.' Technically true, but completely misses the point.
Seriously, I started playing it thinking 'oh, cute chicken game, whatever.' But then, like, five minutes in, this giant, grumpy badger popped out of nowhere and tried to *eat* your chicken, Clucky! Not just a 'tricky obstacle,' it was a full-on, teeth-baring badger that would chase you. And Clucky, bless his little heart, he makes this *squeaky* 'BWOK!' sound when he's scared and running, it's hilarious.
And the stages? They're not just 'full of obstacles.' They're like, these wild, Rube Goldberg machines of chaos. There was this one stage, 'The Great Egg Scramble,' where you had to jump across these bouncy mushroom caps, but if you hit one wrong, it would launch you into a pile of *exploding* tomatoes. Exploding! I didn't even know tomatoes could explode. I swear I spent like an hour on that one part, just laughing every time Clucky got splatted into tomato paste.
I'm not usually into these super fast games, you know? My reflexes are usually more 'sloth trying to cross a highway.' But this one, it just grabs you. You fail, like, a million times, but it's never frustrating. It's just funny. And you learn little tricks. Like, I figured out if you do a little hop *before* the big jump on the wobbly wooden planks, you get way more height. Total game changer for getting past those grumpy gnomes that try to push you off.
Honestly, I looked at the clock and it was already 1 AM. I was like, 'Wait, how?' My brain was still going 'BWOK! BWOK!' I even told my sister, Chloe, about it. She's usually super picky but I think even she'd get a kick out of how weird and clever it is. Because it's just so much more than 'run and jump.' It's like a comedy show mixed with a puzzle game, but you're a chicken. You gotta try it, dude. Seriously. I'm still thinking about that badger.
Seriously, I started playing it thinking 'oh, cute chicken game, whatever.' But then, like, five minutes in, this giant, grumpy badger popped out of nowhere and tried to *eat* your chicken, Clucky! Not just a 'tricky obstacle,' it was a full-on, teeth-baring badger that would chase you. And Clucky, bless his little heart, he makes this *squeaky* 'BWOK!' sound when he's scared and running, it's hilarious.
And the stages? They're not just 'full of obstacles.' They're like, these wild, Rube Goldberg machines of chaos. There was this one stage, 'The Great Egg Scramble,' where you had to jump across these bouncy mushroom caps, but if you hit one wrong, it would launch you into a pile of *exploding* tomatoes. Exploding! I didn't even know tomatoes could explode. I swear I spent like an hour on that one part, just laughing every time Clucky got splatted into tomato paste.
I'm not usually into these super fast games, you know? My reflexes are usually more 'sloth trying to cross a highway.' But this one, it just grabs you. You fail, like, a million times, but it's never frustrating. It's just funny. And you learn little tricks. Like, I figured out if you do a little hop *before* the big jump on the wobbly wooden planks, you get way more height. Total game changer for getting past those grumpy gnomes that try to push you off.
Honestly, I looked at the clock and it was already 1 AM. I was like, 'Wait, how?' My brain was still going 'BWOK! BWOK!' I even told my sister, Chloe, about it. She's usually super picky but I think even she'd get a kick out of how weird and clever it is. Because it's just so much more than 'run and jump.' It's like a comedy show mixed with a puzzle game, but you're a chicken. You gotta try it, dude. Seriously. I'm still thinking about that badger.
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How to Play
Desktop Up Arrow Jump Right Arrow Move Forward Click and Drag Move the Chicken Mobile Tap Right Side Move Tap and swipe up Jump
Comments
This game is awesome! I love the graphics and gameplay.
One of the best games I've played recently. Highly recommended!